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May 29, 2008, 10:47 AM // 10:47
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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The way of empty palm is that you crash some dude's party empty handed although it is clearly stated to be a pot-luck and you are not invited.
What would you bring to a pot-luck party? |
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May 29, 2008, 10:52 AM // 10:52
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#362 |
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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A pot and some condoms.
How lucky can one expect to get at pot-luck parties anyway? |
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May 29, 2008, 10:56 AM // 10:56
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#363 |
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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Depends on what type of pot you bring. A cauldron usually repels same sex people, a small bow of chocolate repels animals, a large jug of beer repels everyone, some pop corns makes the birds stick to you, fried chicken legs will make all the man jumps into the pool, there are many its hard to list them.
What type of luck were you expecting? |
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May 29, 2008, 10:59 AM // 10:59
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#364 |
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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Well, I did bring some condoms, didn't I?
 *cough* Anyway ... umm ... hmmm ... Who's britney's #1 fan? lol |
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May 29, 2008, 11:02 AM // 11:02
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#365 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2007
Profession: W/
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lol is the #1 fan...
what's the point of asking a question you already gave the answer to? |
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May 29, 2008, 12:10 PM // 12:10
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#366 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2008
Guild: The Order of the Kitten [PURR]
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So you can hear if you are as 1337 as you think you are
Are you 1337? |
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May 29, 2008, 12:46 PM // 12:46
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#367 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2007
Profession: W/
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No, I think 1968 was a much better year for wine...
1337 is a bit sour don't you think? |
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May 29, 2008, 12:52 PM // 12:52
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#368 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2008
Guild: The Order of the Kitten [PURR]
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Meh, I dont like wine. Except mead. I love mead.
Do you like apples? |
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May 29, 2008, 01:29 PM // 13:29
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#369 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2007
Profession: W/
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I like them better with a roasted pig around them...
Do you think we could combine their genes to get an apple-pig tree? |
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May 29, 2008, 01:42 PM // 13:42
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#370 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2008
Guild: The Order of the Kitten [PURR]
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That would be nice ^^ But i think it is impossible
 How do you make a tree walk? |
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May 29, 2008, 01:50 PM // 13:50
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#371 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2007
Profession: W/
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That's easy ...you find a nice road and plant some trees alongside
 Now the real question is where to you find a walking tree? |
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May 29, 2008, 02:32 PM // 14:32
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jan 2008
Guild: The Order of the Kitten [PURR]
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At the film set of Lord of the Rings, duh
Can you make a walking treehouse if you have a walking tree? |
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May 29, 2008, 03:13 PM // 15:13
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#373 |
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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no you can't! it'll still only be a walking tree and the house is on the tree and not a walking treehouse.
does gemini have twins? |
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May 29, 2008, 10:23 PM // 22:23
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#374 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: _____________________ (\__/) (\__/) (\__/)Help (='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)Bunny (")_(")(")_(")(")_(")
Guild: [Bomb]
Profession: E/
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Only if the pink unicorn saw them.
Want me to come and whisper in your ear all the things you love to hear ? |
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May 29, 2008, 11:10 PM // 23:10
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Home...
Guild: Vier Reiter [Vier]
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No thanks, my voices have all that covered
 Why is the unicorn pink? (color of evviiiiiiiilllllllllllll) |
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May 30, 2008, 12:22 AM // 00:22
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Los Angeles
Profession: E/
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Someone painted it pink.
Could that have killed the unicorns? |
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May 30, 2008, 01:10 AM // 01:10
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2007
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no, as pink is the color of evil.
have you spoken to the unicorn yet about going to the magical forest? |
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May 30, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Belgium
Guild: PIMP
Profession: Mo/
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I did but he's afraid to go, his mate will think he turned gay.
Are all pink unicorns gay? |
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May 30, 2008, 01:55 AM // 01:55
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: behind you
Guild: bumble bee
Profession: E/
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What makes you think pink is gay?
Did you know who made the Jade sea frozen? |
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May 30, 2008, 02:01 AM // 02:01
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Belgium
Guild: PIMP
Profession: Mo/
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That's what I asked the unicorn too...he replied the cold did.
But what does he know, unicorns live in the magical forest, no? |
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